You know, Webistics would
be perfect for your portfolio.

I know you're on a fixed income but...

...with Webistics you could triple
your money in a year.

I shouldn't be telling you this.
Webistics is the next Yahoo.

We're only selling it to
preferred clients.

American Forestry? 191/2,
up 3/8. Very sound company.

Uh-huh.

Depends on whether you want to go
for growth or value.

We've got hundreds of mutual funds
to choose from...

You're supposed to push Webistics!

I was just giving them alternatives.
Shit!

Webistics is our pick of the week.

Why? It's got a 3 million float,
the competition's robust and their...

...technology's two years behind!
Your stock's a dog!

Loiaco called. Your two friends
beat the shit out of a broker.

- Two others quit.
- He was pushing some other stock!

It attracts negative attention.

Then the fucks rip off
a Porsche from our own building.

Refresh my memory on this play
we're making on Webistics.

We own 400,000 shares at 60 cents.

Trade on the bulletin board, OTC.

If we cold-call enough
seniors, pump and dump.

Contrarily, you let him
do his bidding. Suavely.

So you can bleed next week and the
week after. At a minimum.

We don't need a guy getting pissed
and running to the SEC.

- Is that what you're saying?
- Break it down.

- Sorry, Chris.
- When are we dumping the stock?

You'll know when you need to know.

Excellent.

This is cold, by the way.

Guys.

Any more Porsches disappear, make it
two towns over. And I want a taste.

You're the man.